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There are precious few things in this world that small children do better than adults, but wearing t-shirts is one of them. It’s not that the kids are cute and chubby – they are, but that’s not it. No, there are a ton of adults out there who look great in tee-shirts. It’s about the messages . . .
Little kids are the only ones who get their tee-shirts right. When the shirt says ‘Cutie’ or ‘Angel face’ that’s what you get. Even ‘Holy Terror’ and ‘I’m not in my happy place’ are usually correct assessments.
On the other hand, adults almost always get it wrong.
I realized this one day in LA. I was sitting in my car at the corner of Sunset and Vine and there was a . . . well, I’m not sure. It’s not clear which gender this person started life as. But the clearly fake and over-large breasts stretched the tee-shirt to the point where it was difficult to read the one word across the front. But it was still there, in bold, curly, pink letters: Flirt.
